Drunken FED Chair Bernanke Says, "We're Screwed"

Funny what the effects of alcohol can do to people.  Some become jerks, others pick fights, still others become funny and the life of the party.  Then there is the effect of alcohol that clouds your judgement so much you will tell the truth even when you would never make such proclamations while sober.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/drunken-ben-bernanke-tells-everyone-at-neighborhoo,21059/