Friday, August 26, 2011

Law Enforcement's War on Lemonade

Local governments across the nation are cracking down on illegal lemonade stands.  Sources are reporting that the scourge on our communities will be fought with vigor and that bake sales are the next target to protect the public's well being.  These rogue restauranteurs are a cancer on our nation that must be stopped.  We can not allow the unregulated sale of cake or refreshments by minors any longer.  After all the act of running a lemonade stand is a gateway to solid work ethics and possible business ownership. The addiction to free enterprise  mush be stopped before prosperity can be eradicated once and for all.  We want to thank these forward thinking government officials for  saving us from the evils of capitalism.

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