"You touch my junk and I'm going to have you arrested."

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/nov/14/tsa-ejects-oceanside-man-airport-refusing-security/

http://johnnyedge.blogspot.com/2010/11/these-events-took-place-roughly-between.html

America rejects full body scans.

The government wants to touch your junk.  I plan to take a flight just to request a female TSA employee touch my junk. I am going to record it on my cell phone.  Then post it on the internet.  I plan to offer to drop my pants too.  Just so she is sure that it is safe to let me board the flight.  LOL

I wonder what the cheapest flight from STL round trip to anywhere is.

I am checking the Southwest Airlines website now.